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Crooked Billet

Crooked Billet

🍺London · ★ 4.4 (1,647) · ££
until 23:00LivelyLocal Favorite

ORDER (order.inc) read all 26 dishes on the menu at Crooked Billet in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 13 of 26 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 11 of 26 for vegetarian. for more protein the top pick is Beer marinated chicken & bbq ribs at 95g protein and 1350 calories. data as of 5 september 2026.

menu items26
diets checked10

scanned for 10 diets

every one of the 26 dishes checked against each diet

vegetarian11 safe
vegan1 safe
pescatarian13 safe
gluten free3 safe
dairy free6 safe
lactose free6 safe
halal6 safe
kosher10 safe
keto2 safe
low sodium6 safe
safeto check with staffnot for this diet

guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.

nutrition insights

across 26 plates on this menu

more proteinlighter platesreal food

how much protein a plate actually carries

what you'll pay

£14.21 on average, £5 to £60 across the menu

what earns it

the three plates behind that ranking

  • Beer marinated chicken & bbq ribs£50

    P 95g · C 60g · F 80g · 1350 cal

    95g protein in 1350 cal is an incredible ratio, ranking 3 of 26 on this menu.

    high protein
  • ‘Pretty Decent’ chicken wings£35

    P 60g · C 35g · F 55g · 850 cal

    high protein
  • Short rib & brisket British beef burger£17

    P 58g · C 85g · F 62g · 1100 cal

    58g protein for 17 is a fantastic value, ranking 3 of 26 on this menu.

    high protein

23 more dishes decoded

every macro and diet check, in the app

known for

  • Mac n Cheese

    Regulars and bloggers constantly rave about this decadent crowd-pleaser.

    £7

  • Fish & Chips

    The definitive pub classic that locals always count on.

    £18

  • Short rib & brisket British beef burger

    A standout among their seasonal burger lineup that meat lovers swear by.

    £17

the move

Grab a pint and start with the mac and cheese, then go for the beef burger. Skip the complicated stuff and stick to the proper pub grub.

good to know

what should i order at Crooked Billet for more protein or a lighter plate?

95g of protein: Beer marinated chicken & bbq ribs at 1350 calories, £50. lighter: Jerk chicken thigh at 380 calories and 32g protein, £9. data as of 5 september 2026.

does Crooked Billet have pescatarian dishes?

13 of 26 dishes at Crooked Billet are rated safe for pescatarian, 2 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.

does Crooked Billet have vegetarian dishes?

11 of 26 dishes at Crooked Billet are rated safe for vegetarian, 2 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.

guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.

84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JP, UK
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