Juana La Loca
Juana La Loca
ORDER (order.inc) read all 40 dishes on the menu at Juana La Loca in Madrid and checked each one against 10 diets. 28 of 40 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 22 of 40 for dairy free. for more protein the top pick is Grilled Argentine Ribeye at 55g protein and 750 calories. data as of 4 september 2026.
scanned for 10 diets
every one of the 40 dishes checked against each diet
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.
nutrition insights
across 40 plates on this menu
how much protein a plate actually carries
protein on the plate
typical for Madrid
of 687 places in Madrid
data as of 4 september 2026
what you'll pay
€18.24 on average, €5.50 to €41 across the menu
half of the menu sits at €10-20.
the best of it
Grilled Argentine Ribeye€41P 55g · C 0g · F 58g · 750 cal
55g protein is an incredible amount for muscle growth, despite the high calories.
keto friendlyhigh protein
Grilled Octopus Tentacle€32P 45g · C 5g · F 12g · 320 cal
45g protein is a massive amount for muscle growth in a lean package.
keto friendlyhigh proteinlow calorieplant based
The Chivito€22.50P 42g · C 55g · F 44g · 780 cal
42g protein is good, but the massive calorie and carb load make it a poor choice.
high protein
37 more dishes decoded
every macro and diet check, in the app
37 more dishes decoded in the app
known for
Classic Potato Omelette
It is widely considered the best tortilla in Madrid
€5.50
Soft Shell Crab in Mollete
Critics love the modern, fusion twist on a classic pintxo
€20
Dulce de Leche Volcano
The legendary dessert that every table orders to finish
€13
Teriyaki Eel Niguiris with Foie Gras
A high-end favorite for those wanting a gourmet bite
€21
Classic Potato Omelette
It is widely considered the best tortilla in Madrid
€5.50
Soft Shell Crab in Mollete
Critics love the modern, fusion twist on a classic pintxo
€20
Dulce de Leche Volcano
The legendary dessert that every table orders to finish
€13
+ 1 more in the app
the move
You absolutely must start with the tortilla, it's non-negotiable. Book a table in advance if you want to avoid the standing-room-only chaos at the bar.
good to know
what should i order at Juana La Loca for more protein or a lighter plate?
55g of protein: Grilled Argentine Ribeye at 750 calories, €41. lighter: Grilled Octopus Tentacle at 320 calories and 45g protein, €32. data as of 4 september 2026.
does Juana La Loca have pescatarian dishes?
28 of 40 dishes at Juana La Loca are rated safe for pescatarian. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 4 september 2026.
does Juana La Loca have dairy free dishes?
22 of 40 dishes at Juana La Loca are rated safe for dairy free, 8 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 4 september 2026.
is there a set menu at Juana La Loca?
1 tasting menu, menú degustación, from €45, every day. data as of 4 september 2026.
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.