Barmy Arms
🍻 · ★ 4.5 (3.1K) · ££
The Barmy Arms is a riverside pub in Twickenham offering a classic menu of pies, burgers, and pub staples. It features a scenic setting by the Thames with a cozy atmosphere.
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what you'll pay
£12.44 on average, £4.95 to £22.45 across the menu
a third of the menu sits at £5-10.
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ORDER (order.inc) read all 37 dishes on the menu at Barmy Arms in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 19 of 37 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 12 of 37 for vegetarian. for more protein the top pick is Chicken & Bacon Sandwich at 42g protein and 780 calories. data as of 22 september 2026.
what should i order at Barmy Arms for more protein or a lighter plate?
42g of protein: Chicken & Bacon Sandwich at 780 calories, £8.45. lighter: Hake & Romesco Ragout at 533 calories and 40g protein, £18.75. data as of 22 september 2026.
does Barmy Arms have pescatarian dishes?
19 of 37 dishes at Barmy Arms are rated safe for pescatarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.
does Barmy Arms have vegetarian dishes?
12 of 37 dishes at Barmy Arms are rated safe for vegetarian. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.
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