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Cahoots Postal Office

Cahoots Postal Office

🍸London · ★ 4.8 (649) · ££
opens 16:00Hidden GemDate Night

ORDER (order.inc) read all 57 dishes on the menu at Cahoots Postal Office in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 44 of 57 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 42 of 57 for vegetarian. for more protein the top pick is Steak Sandwich at 42g protein and 780 calories. data as of 5 september 2026.

menu items57
diets checked10

scanned for 10 diets

every one of the 57 dishes checked against each diet

vegetarian42 safe
vegan30 safe
pescatarian44 safe
gluten free34 safe
dairy free32 safe
lactose free34 safe
halal11 safe
kosher27 safe
keto12 safe
low sodium40 safe
safeto check with staffnot for this diet

guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.

nutrition insights

across 57 plates on this menu

more proteinlighter platesreal food

how much protein a plate actually carries

the best of it

  • Steak Sandwich£12

    P 42g · C 65g · F 38g · 780 cal

    42g of protein is the most of any sandwich on the menu.

    high protein
  • Rump Steak Beef Burger£18.50

    P 40g · C 60g · F 55g · 900 cal

    40g of protein is the most of any main meal on the menu.

    high protein
  • Chicken Wings£8

    P 35g · C 12g · F 38g · 520 cal

    35g of protein is the most of anything on this menu.

    keto friendlyhigh protein

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every macro and diet check, in the app

known for

  • Homemade Scotch Egg

    The ultimate 1940s ration-style comfort snack everyone orders

    £8

  • Pigs in Blankets

    A staple themed nibble that pairs perfectly with the cocktails

    £9

  • Macaroni and Cheese

    A hearty favorite for soaking up all those theatrical drinks

    £8

the move

Grab a table for the 1940s atmosphere and order a round of themed cocktails alongside the Scotch eggs and cheese boards. Eat a proper dinner beforehand, because this spot is all about the drinks and light bites.

good to know

what should i order at Cahoots Postal Office for more protein or a lighter plate?

42g of protein: Steak Sandwich at 780 calories, £12. lighter: Chicken Wings at 520 calories and 35g protein, £8. data as of 5 september 2026.

does Cahoots Postal Office have pescatarian dishes?

44 of 57 dishes at Cahoots Postal Office are rated safe for pescatarian, 5 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.

does Cahoots Postal Office have vegetarian dishes?

42 of 57 dishes at Cahoots Postal Office are rated safe for vegetarian, 6 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.

guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.

Unit 205, 18 Stoney St, London SE1 9AD, UK
cahoots.co.uk