Funky Noodles
🍜 chinese · ★ 4.7 (1.8K) · ££
Casual restaurant serving hand-pulled Chinese noodles, grilled skewers, and braised meat dishes. This popular central London eatery is recognized for generous portions and freshly prepared, flavorful comfort food.
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what you'll pay
£9.77 on average, £1.80 to £25 across the menu
39% of the menu sits at £10-15.
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ORDER (order.inc) read all 46 dishes on the menu at Funky Noodles in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 44 of 46 dishes are rated safe for lactose free, 42 of 46 for dairy free. for more protein the top pick is Whole Pomfret at 48g protein and 430 calories. data as of 22 september 2026.
what should i order at Funky Noodles for more protein or a lighter plate?
48g of protein: Whole Pomfret at 430 calories, £10.80. lighter: Stir-Fried Lamb Tripe With Chile and Vinegar at 380 calories and 30g protein, £12.80. data as of 22 september 2026.
does Funky Noodles have lactose free dishes?
44 of 46 dishes at Funky Noodles are rated safe for lactose free, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.
does Funky Noodles have dairy free dishes?
42 of 46 dishes at Funky Noodles are rated safe for dairy free, 3 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.
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