Funky Noodles
Funky Noodles
ORDER (order.inc) read all 30 dishes on the menu at Funky Noodles in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 27 of 30 dishes are rated safe for dairy free, 27 of 30 for lactose free. for more protein the top pick is Desert-Style Lamb Ribs at 45g protein and 880 calories. data as of 5 september 2026.
scanned for 10 diets
every one of the 30 dishes checked against each diet
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.
nutrition insights
across 30 plates on this menu
how much protein a plate actually carries
protein on the plate
bottom 30%
of 1,101 places in London
data as of 5 september 2026
what you'll pay
£9.12 on average, £1.80 to £48.80 across the menu
the best you can do here
Desert-Style Lamb Ribs£13.80P 45g · C 10g · F 75g · 880 cal
45g protein for 14, rank 6 of 30 on this menu, is an impressive amount of protein for muscle repair.
keto friendlyhigh protein
Oil Spill Hand-Pulled Noodles with Braised Beef Ribs£18.80P 42g · C 95g · F 52g · 980 cal
42g protein for 19, rank 16 of 30 on this menu, is a massive amount of protein for muscle building.
high protein
Stir-fried hand-pulled noodles with tender chicken pieces and vegetables£12.80P 35g · C 92g · F 25g · 720 cal
35g protein for 13, rank 8 of 30 on this menu, is a fantastic amount of protein for the price.
high protein
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known for
Oil Spill Hand-Pulled Noodles with Braised Beef Ribs
The undisputed star of the show that everyone orders
£18.80
Signature Hand-pulled noodles with beef slices in broth
The second most popular option for tasting the pure noodle texture
£13.80
Lamb Skewer (x2)
Widely recommended as the ultimate meaty starter or side
£5
Desert-Style Lamb Ribs
Praised for their intense flavor profile and great for sharing
£13.80
Oil Spill Hand-Pulled Noodles with Braised Beef Ribs
The undisputed star of the show that everyone orders
£18.80
Signature Hand-pulled noodles with beef slices in broth
The second most popular option for tasting the pure noodle texture
£13.80
Lamb Skewer (x2)
Widely recommended as the ultimate meaty starter or side
£5
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the move
Start with the lamb skewers and dive straight into the oil spill beef rib noodles. Arrive early or expect a massive queue for dinner.
good to know
what should i order at Funky Noodles for more protein or a lighter plate?
45g of protein: Desert-Style Lamb Ribs at 880 calories, £13.80. lighter: Fresh lamb tripe in garlic sauce at 180 calories and 20g protein, £8.80. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Funky Noodles have dairy free dishes?
27 of 30 dishes at Funky Noodles are rated safe for dairy free, 3 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Funky Noodles have lactose free dishes?
27 of 30 dishes at Funky Noodles are rated safe for lactose free, 3 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.