La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan
La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan
ORDER (order.inc) read all 41 dishes on the menu at La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan in Madrid and checked each one against 10 diets. 20 of 41 dishes are rated safe for gluten free, 12 of 41 for dairy free. for more protein the top pick is Torta Ahogada at 42g protein and 820 calories. data as of 4 september 2026.
scanned for 10 diets
every one of the 41 dishes checked against each diet
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.
nutrition insights
across 41 plates on this menu
how much protein a plate actually carries
protein on the plate
typical for Madrid
of 687 places in Madrid
data as of 4 september 2026
what you'll pay
€8.52 on average, €3.90 to €15.50 across the menu
39% of the menu sits at €10-15.
the best of it
Torta Ahogada€8.95P 42g · C 70g · F 40g · 820 cal
42g protein is impressive, but the high calories and carbs make it a heavy recovery meal.
high protein- Torta Cochinita Pibil€8.50
P 38g · C 72g · F 36g · 780 cal
38g protein is great, but the high carb and fat load makes this a very heavy meal.
high protein - Torta de Birria€8.50
P 38g · C 70g · F 38g · 790 cal
38g protein is great, but the high calories and carbs make it a heavy meal.
high protein
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known for
Cochinita Pibil
It is the restaurant's namesake and most authentic staple.
€10.50
Quesabirria
A fan-favorite for those wanting a hearty, savory meal.
€11.95
Totopos With Everything
The go-to shared appetizer for every table.
€15.50
Three Milk Cake
Consistently rated as the best way to end the meal.
€4.95
Cochinita Pibil
It is the restaurant's namesake and most authentic staple.
€10.50
Quesabirria
A fan-favorite for those wanting a hearty, savory meal.
€11.95
Totopos With Everything
The go-to shared appetizer for every table.
€15.50
+ 1 more in the app
the move
Stick to the Cochinita Pibil and Quesabirria for the best experience. If you're dining in, grab a Jalapeño Margarita to cut through the richness, but be prepared for a wait since the service can be slow when it's packed.
good to know
what should i order at La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan for more protein or a lighter plate?
42g of protein: Torta Ahogada at 820 calories, €8.95. lighter: Arrachera at 510 calories and 36g protein, €12.95. data as of 4 september 2026.
does La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan have gluten free dishes?
20 of 41 dishes at La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan are rated safe for gluten free, 13 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 4 september 2026.
does La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan have dairy free dishes?
12 of 41 dishes at La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan are rated safe for dairy free. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 4 september 2026.
are there any deals at La Cochinita Loca - Tetuan?
1 all you can eat, buffet libre, from €21, every day, 13:30 to 23:45. data as of 4 september 2026.
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.