Il Bordello
Il Bordello
ORDER (order.inc) read all 82 dishes on the menu at Il Bordello in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 45 of 82 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 27 of 82 for vegetarian. for more protein the top pick is Contadina Pizza at 62g protein and 1250 calories. data as of 5 september 2026.
scanned for 10 diets
every one of the 82 dishes checked against each diet
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.
nutrition insights
across 82 plates on this menu
how much protein a plate actually carries
protein on the plate
typical for London
of 1,101 places in London
data as of 5 september 2026
what you'll pay
£18.75 on average, £7.75 to £36.95 across the menu
two thirds of the menu sits at £10-20.
the best of it
Contadina Pizza£18.95P 62g · C 115g · F 60g · 1250 cal
62g protein for 19 is rank 2 of 50, providing a massive amount of protein for muscle growth.
high protein
Grande Misto alla Griglia£36.95P 60g · C 5g · F 25g · 500 cal
keto friendlyhigh protein
Calzone£18.95P 58g · C 140g · F 60g · 1350 cal
high protein
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known for
Garlic Pizza
The ultimate starter everyone shares before mains
£10.95
Spaghetti alle Vongole Veraci
A classic seafood pasta that never disappoints
£24.95
Calzone
Massive portions that leave you completely stuffed
£18.95
Garlic Pizza
The ultimate starter everyone shares before mains
£10.95
Spaghetti alle Vongole Veraci
A classic seafood pasta that never disappoints
£24.95
Calzone
Massive portions that leave you completely stuffed
£18.95
the move
Start with the garlic pizza and dive straight into the pasta or a massive calzone. Portions are huge, so come hungry and expect a lively atmosphere.
good to know
what should i order at Il Bordello for more protein or a lighter plate?
62g of protein: Contadina Pizza at 1250 calories, £18.95. lighter: Grande Misto alla Griglia at 500 calories and 60g protein, £36.95. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Il Bordello have pescatarian dishes?
45 of 82 dishes at Il Bordello are rated safe for pescatarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Il Bordello have vegetarian dishes?
27 of 82 dishes at Il Bordello are rated safe for vegetarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.