Noisy Oyster seafood bistro

Q: what should i order at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro for more protein or a lighter plate?

58g of protein: PICANHA STEAK at 720 calories, £32. lighter: GRILLED MONKFISH at 480 calories and 45g protein, £41. data as of 22 september 2026.

Q: does Noisy Oyster seafood bistro have pescatarian dishes?

15 of 17 dishes at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro are rated safe for pescatarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.

Q: does Noisy Oyster seafood bistro have lactose free dishes?

14 of 17 dishes at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro are rated safe for lactose free, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.

🦪 brunch · ★ 4.6 (747)

Located in Spitalfields, this vibrant seafood bistro features a futuristic, chrome-accented interior. The menu focuses on creative, small-plate seafood dishes and a refined cocktail program, particularly renowned for its martinis.

closed opens tomorrow 12:00

2, Nicholls Clarke Yardwhitechapel, london

noisyoysterlondon.co.uk

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ORDER (order.inc) read all 17 dishes on the menu at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 15 of 17 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 14 of 17 for lactose free. for more protein the top pick is PICANHA STEAK at 58g protein and 720 calories. data as of 22 september 2026.

what should i order at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro for more protein or a lighter plate?

58g of protein: PICANHA STEAK at 720 calories, £32. lighter: GRILLED MONKFISH at 480 calories and 45g protein, £41. data as of 22 september 2026.

does Noisy Oyster seafood bistro have pescatarian dishes?

15 of 17 dishes at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro are rated safe for pescatarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.

does Noisy Oyster seafood bistro have lactose free dishes?

14 of 17 dishes at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro are rated safe for lactose free, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 22 september 2026.

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