Noisy Oyster seafood bistro
Seafood
Noisy Oyster seafood bistro
ORDER (order.inc) read all 10 dishes on the menu at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 9 of 10 dishes are rated safe for pescatarian, 8 of 10 for low sodium. for more protein the top pick is Crudo Trio at 28g protein and 180 calories. data as of 5 september 2026.
scanned for 10 diets
every one of the 10 dishes checked against each diet
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.
nutrition insights
across 10 plates on this menu
how much protein a plate actually carries
protein on the plate
bottom 17%
of 1,101 places in London
data as of 5 september 2026
what you'll pay
£11.39 on average, £3.50 to £24 across the menu
a quarter of the menu sits at <£5.
the best you can do here
Crudo Trio£16P 28g · C 1g · F 6g · 180 cal
28g of protein ranks 1st for both price and calorie density, the best protein choice here.
keto friendlylow calorieheart healthy
Grilled Octopus Risotto£24P 22g · C 65g · F 22g · 550 cal
22g of protein ranks 5th for price, a solid amount for a main course.
Oyster Nugget£12P 12g · C 18g · F 18g · 280 cal
12g of protein ranks 3rd for price, making it a decent protein hit.
low calorie
7 more dishes decoded
every macro and diet check, in the app
7 more dishes decoded in the app
known for
Oysters
The staple seafood starter everyone raves about
Crab Doughnut Holes
A uniquely inventive small plate that foodies love
£9
Classic Gilda
The essential, must-have starter to kick off the meal
£3.50
Oysters
The staple seafood starter everyone raves about
Crab Doughnut Holes
A uniquely inventive small plate that foodies love
£9
Classic Gilda
The essential, must-have starter to kick off the meal
£3.50
the move
Start your afternoon with a round of mini martinis and fresh oysters, then make sure to order the crab doughnut holes. Grab a table outside if the weather is nice for the ultimate long lunch experience.
good to know
what should i order at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro for more protein or a lighter plate?
28g of protein: Crudo Trio at 180 calories, £16. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Noisy Oyster seafood bistro have pescatarian dishes?
9 of 10 dishes at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro are rated safe for pescatarian. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Noisy Oyster seafood bistro have low sodium dishes?
8 of 10 dishes at Noisy Oyster seafood bistro are rated safe for low sodium, 2 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.