Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
ORDER (order.inc) read all 17 dishes on the menu at Simple Pleasures in London and checked each one against 10 diets. 16 of 17 dishes are rated safe for vegetarian, 16 of 17 for pescatarian. for more protein the top pick is Pistachi - Oh! Blanco at 14g protein and 740 calories. data as of 5 september 2026.
scanned for 10 diets
every one of the 17 dishes checked against each diet
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.
nutrition insights
across 17 plates on this menu
how much protein a plate actually carries
what you'll pay
£12.96 on average, £11.95 to £13.50 across the menu
picks by goal
the three plates, ranked for more protein
Pistachi - Oh! Blanco£12.55P 14g · C 82g · F 42g · 740 cal
14g protein for 13 is rank 1 of 17, making this the best protein-per-price option on the menu.
Pistachi - Oh! Luxury£12.95P 14g · C 105g · F 45g · 900 cal
14g protein for 13 is rank 2 of 17, making this one of the better protein options on the menu.
- Hippo Crunch Cookie Dough£13.50
P 13g · C 95g · F 46g · 820 cal
13g protein for 14 is rank 3 of 17, providing a strong protein hit for your muscles.
14 more dishes decoded
every macro and diet check, in the app
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known for
Wtfudge!
Featured prominently as their signature in-house dessert creation
£12.95
Lotus Biscoff Croffle
A crowd-favorite treat heavily praised by local reviewers
£12.95
Kinder Lovin’ Cookie Dough
The ultimate indulgence for anyone with a serious sweet tooth
£12.95
Wtfudge!
Featured prominently as their signature in-house dessert creation
£12.95
Lotus Biscoff Croffle
A crowd-favorite treat heavily praised by local reviewers
£12.95
Kinder Lovin’ Cookie Dough
The ultimate indulgence for anyone with a serious sweet tooth
£12.95
the move
Go for the Wtfudge or any of the loaded croffles, and grab some cookie dough to share. Skip the savory stuff, because this place is all about elite late-night sugar fixes.
good to know
what should i order at Simple Pleasures for more protein or a lighter plate?
14g of protein: Pistachi - Oh! Blanco at 740 calories, £12.55. lighter: Strawberry Nutella Croffle at 620 calories and 10g protein, £12.95. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Simple Pleasures have vegetarian dishes?
16 of 17 dishes at Simple Pleasures are rated safe for vegetarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
does Simple Pleasures have pescatarian dishes?
16 of 17 dishes at Simple Pleasures are rated safe for pescatarian, 1 to check with staff. checked dish by dish, not self-reported. data as of 5 september 2026.
guidance, not medical advice. confirm ingredients and preparation with the restaurant, especially for allergies.